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Ben je ook weleens jaloers op de vacht van een kat? #comfy

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:48:47 +0200

Jaloers op kat full stop sws X

legally-bitchtastic: legally-bitchtastic: thexfiles: i love...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:24:35 +0200

legally-bitchtastic:

thexfiles:

i love her

Remember, Debbie Reynolds was so much more than just Carrie’s mom. She was a beautiful, amazing, wickedly funny woman in her own right. She loved her daughter and she made her daughter who she was, but it is a disservice to her memory to shrink her down to just being Carrie’s mom.

Also, because it needs to be said, Debbie was a huge supporter of the mentally ill. She helped found The Thalians, a mental health charity in 1955 and served as chairwoman for the organization for fifty-six years. She was an amazing woman and will be missed.

systlin: fourthage: rabbittiddy: robotsandfrippary: brunhidde...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:24:47 +0200

systlin:

fourthage:

rabbittiddy:

robotsandfrippary:

brunhiddensmusings:

fenrisesque:

lizawithazed:

ultrafacts:

Onfim was a child who lived in Novgorod, Russia, in the 13th century. He left his notes and homework exercises scratched in soft birch bark (beresta) which was preserved in the clay soil of Novgorod. Onfim, who archaeologists believe was six or seven at the time, wrote in Old Novgorodian; besides letters and syllables, he drew battle scenes and drawings of himself, his family, and his teacher. [x]

Here is a picture of him as a knight stabbing someone.

(At least, he wrote his name next to the knight. Either it was supposed to be him or he was signing his masterpiece. Either way, still adorable.)

Several pictures of the original birch pieces can be found here: [x]

(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

“people have always been people”

i’ve seen similar ones from roman children living in what is now england, too. People have ALWAYS been people.

i love this so much, history with real people in it

see also
-archeologists at hadrians wall dig up a letter from a roman soldier to his family tanking them for sending him a new pair of underwear in the mail
-norse runes scattered around constantanople and several cathedrals turn out to be viking graffiti, including “this is very high” over two stories up
-the oldest known joke (egyptian) and the oldest known english joke are both lowbrow sex jokes
-roman gladiators had equivalents to sponsorship deals, some murals found were basically ‘gladiator brad pitt rubs himself with capelli brand olive oil, try some today’ and action figures were also found of prominent fighters for chidlren to play with
-flat stone fragments left at egyptian construction sites were used as post it notes by workers, some included variations of ‘the foreman is a jerkface’ and a crude drawing of the pharoh with a comically large donger
-we have an embarrassing wealth of 4,000 year old receipts referring to one specific merchant being an ass. WE KNOW HIM BY NAME, he wasnt even a king or anything, Ea-nasir will be known through history for being a dick about refunds

I love how children, even in the 13th century, can never remember how many fingers someone has.

Oh no Ea-Nasir strikes again.

You left out the best part about the Ea-Nesir receipts! From the original post about this historic jackass:

The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

Ea-nasir, the FUCKING LEGEND

stokerbramwell: squishysoul: gif87a-com: The Book of Names...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:19:36 +0200

stokerbramwell:

squishysoul:

gif87a-com:

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

#and you have to remember how many names are most likely missing #from rushed trains and burned lists #from rushed transports and people who died on the death marchs #what about the names from people who died after their liberation #and then…#this is only Auschwitz #this was the biggest camp yes #but just one of many #and then remember sobibor and belsec #and try not to feel sick

This is why we punch Nazis. This is why this vile ideology must be stamped out viciously every time it tries to come out of its hole.

Never. Again.

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:19:20 +0200

babyanimalgifs: Best alarm clock ever. via @winnie.and.malla

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:08:02 +0200

babyanimalgifs:

Best alarm clock ever.

via @winnie.and.malla

fvvu: fiction isnt real is supposed to be an argument for why a character has blue hair, not to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:05:31 +0200

fvvu:

fiction isnt real is supposed to be an argument for why a character has blue hair, not to justify incest and pedophilia

fat-birds: nonbinarypeach: dear-tumb1r: becausebirds: When...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:02:59 +0200

fat-birds:

nonbinarypeach:

dear-tumb1r:

becausebirds:

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

Human: *attempts typing*

Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V

these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole

oh my word

So they found this adorable little dinosaur called Anchiornis

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:02:05 +0200

marginmaster87:

carcinogenic-hobgoblin:

fuzzywuzzymcsnugglydeerbutts:

dandalf-thegay:

See those feathers? The skeleton they found was so well-preserved that scientists were able to examine the pigment cells in the feathers and compare them to those of modern day birds.

And they were able to do this with such accuracy that they know the coloration of this dinosaur. In life it looked something like this.

It just baffles me that we know the color patterns of an animal that has been dead for 161 million years

They found a prehistoric chicken that wears adidas swear pants my god

a slavic icon

ANCIENT CHICKEN ANCIENT CHICKEN ANCIENT CHICKEN!!!

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:35:35 +0200

henrychenq:

significant annoyance

stealthflower: feynites: squidong: cardozzza: platovevo: cats are so fake like they’re...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:48:17 +0200

stealthflower:

feynites:

squidong:

cardozzza:

platovevo:

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:47:53 +0200

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

elodieunderglass: gahdamnpunk: Happy pride 🌈❤️💛💚💙💜 I love the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:44:32 +0200

elodieunderglass:

gahdamnpunk:

Happy pride 🌈❤️💛💚💙💜

I love the idea of the partner sprinting thru the landscape with a nonspecific but comical lighting rig, screaming “Wheeeee!” and leaping wildly over shrubbery, cats, etc

Get To UnKnow The Blogger!

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:44:14 +0200

emjaydoubleyou:

anonymously forget something about me

archdemonblood: absurdcachinnation: bisexualbucky: ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:43:51 +0200

archdemonblood:

absurdcachinnation:

bisexualbucky:

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

That was not the potatoes’ faults! That, like most things, was on the British.

tariqah:I keep saying this but the existence of sex robots is only reflection of how alienated the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:35:40 +0200

tariqah:

I keep saying this but the existence of sex robots is only reflection of how alienated the personhood of women is under capitalism and how patraiarchal desire has detached sex from love, mutual affection, and consent

turing-tested:not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:21:15 +0200

turing-tested:

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

emotionalgf:all white men over 30 who stare at me in public owe me $100 per second

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:19:51 +0200

emotionalgf:

all white men over 30 who stare at me in public owe me $100 per second

solitarycheese: chakrabot: harblkun: hookteeth: beltaguise: Fantasy lizard people where the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:17:48 +0200

solitarycheese:

chakrabot:

harblkun:

hookteeth:

beltaguise:

Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.

Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??

I have a dire need for this.

I tried

omg it’s so cute

always reblog lizard people

toboldlywrite: ask-frostiron: Person: Your writing is so good! Me: You have been visited by the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:09:58 +0200

toboldlywrite:

ask-frostiron:

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

You have been visited by the Thor of Positivity™! Take pride in your work and be confident in it! It may not be perfect but he knows you are working very hard and pouring your passion into it and therefore it is a Good Thing.